Microfiber Shades Calf

From the moment I opened the box, I knew my lower legs would never be the same again. Upon donning this engineering marvel my claves were enveloped formidably like an embrace from an overly-eager gorilla. I fully expected my legs to be ejected from my new garments like a pumpkin seed from between two fingers, but: No! Instead, I experienced a blissful comfort, and heady in the knowledge that my lower legs looked so good, I entered forth into the day with a gleeful glint in my eye and a youthful spring in my step.